MUMS are in hysterics over a £56 Christmas jumper with an "outrageously rude" design.
, from Angie Smith's The Stylist Edit, has an unfortunate bunting pattern with red dots at the corner of each triangle.
Shoppers were quick to point out the design looks like a row of boobs - and you won't be able to un-see it.
, one woman said: "I don't think they really thought though pattern.
"Or maybe they did for the niche market of those who think knitwear isn't complete without a line of boobs across it."
While others commented "that is terrible", "no wonder the model is biting her fingers !" and "cannot be unseen. I look forward to observing those jumpers in the wild."
Other punny mums joked: "More t*twear than knitwear" and "I'd feel like a right t*t wearing that".
One woman slated: "£56 for a mainly plastic boob jumper? Amazed they’re not flying off the shelves!"
While a second wrote: "Right so, a row of mini-boobles... I will never look at a string of baubles quite the same again."
And another said: "Yeah... I think I'll just stick to Primark and Tescos for my clothes."
The boob comparisons have even made their way onto the Fairisle website - where the jumper currently has a rating of 2.9 stars.
Reviewing the top, shoppers mocked: "Nothing I like more than images of melons on my melons!" and "The pattern looks exactly like a row of boobs! Multi-boob bunting across your own boobs!"
Others raved: "BOOBY JUMPERS FOR ALL" and suggested: "Once you see the lines of boobs, you can’t unsee them. Perhaps different colours would have made it less obvious?"
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Another shopper mocked: "LOOKS A LITTLE BOOBISH Looks just like a row of boobs.
"Not to say that there's anything wrong with that. It is a lovely jumper, just don't be surprised if you have a few curious glances whilst out shopping or taking tea."
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