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Meet the 10 women who turned down Russell Brand

RUSSELL Brand has a list of lovers longer than his famous drainpipe jeans.

Romps with Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, Imogen Thomas and Geri Halliwell have
helped the hirsuite funnyman win The Sun’s Shagger Of The Year award no
fewer than FOUR TIMES.

We even retired the title in 2010 when he married Katy Perry – only to hand it
back to him last year because of his post-divorce antics.

Russell Brand

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After picking up the prize, he bragged: “When you think of all the new
shaggers now like young Harry Styles and Doctor Who it is quite an
achievement.

“I have shagged them all out of the business. It is like a Muhammad Ali
comeback. I have taken them all out.”

With boasts like that – you’d think NO woman was safe in the face of Russ’s
seductive patter.

But believe it or not some female celebs are immune to the charms of the
wild-haired womaniser.

In today’s Sun Russ revealed how Mila Kunis snubbed him for boyfriend
Macaulay Culkin after he tried it on on the set of 2008 film Forgetting
Sarah Marshall.

Mila Kunis

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He said: “She’s so gorgeous.

“I was chatting her up, and got the conversation around to, ‘Have you got a
boyfriend?’ and she went, ‘Yeah’.

“Macaulay Culkin! The little lad out of Home Alone! She’s f***ing him!”

And believe it or not, she’s not alone.

Meet the other women who have said “NO” to Hollywood’s most
notorious lothario:

Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell

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Russell must have been feeling particularly randy while filming Forgetting
Sarah Marshall. As well as Kunis, he tried his luck with co-star Kristen
Bell.

But the actress he affectionately called “wonky eye” was having none
of it.

She revealed last year: “I made it really clear from the beginning that I
would sock him in the balls if he tried anything. So he was intimidated.”

Russ later confessed he was devastated when he found out Kristen was pregnant
with fiance Dax Shepard’s baby – the former addict admitting he even
considered taking heroin again because the baby “wasn’t mine”.

Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese

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Russell tried to woo the burlesque beauty live on air on his Radio 2 show –
after she gave him her number at the 2008 Oscars.

Before calling her, he told listeners: “I gave her the interviewing of
her life and obviously made quite an impression because she gave me her
digits. She couldn’t have been more forthcoming. It was very clearly a
prelude to some bloody good, tease-ridden burlesque sex.”

But was was forced to swallow some humble pie when Marilyn Manson’s ex refused
to pick up the phone.

She later told reporters: “I will not be shagging Russell Brand.

“Just because I gave him my number does not mean I’ll be going on a date
with him.

“I was the subject of one of his calls once, but I didn’t answer the
phone thank goodness.

“I just saw his name come up on the screen and thought: ‘I don’t think
I’m going to answer that right now.'”

Ouch!

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

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Bold Brand made a move on the Desperate Housewives star infront of millions of
US TV viewers.

During an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in 2008, the funnyman
tested the strength of Eva’s marriage to then-husband Tony Parker… by
offering to eat chocolate off her boobs and WEE on her.

After the embarrassed actress rejected his advances, Russell told her: “If
ever there comes a time when you want a bit of pee in your marriage, I’ll
give you my number.”

We’re sure she never called…

Katherine McPhee

Katherine McPhee

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They must offer up aphrodisiacs in the Green Room at Jimmy Fallon’s chat show.

Russell was in an equally amorous mood when he returned to Fallon’s sofa in
February. This time the object of his affections was singer Katherine
McPhee.

After inviting the American Idol contestant to sit on his knee, he told her: “You’re
beautiful. I’ll just be here, with my sexual charisma.”

When she told him she was married, Russ replied: “You could drop that guy
any day.”

“I’m only joking, you should never destroy a marriage unless you’re
really bored.”

Jasmine Lennard

Jasmine Lennard

Rex
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Simon Cowell’s model ex got as far as Russell’s London pad, before deciding
not to jump in the sack with him.

She revealed: “I met him and I was a bit disappointed. He’s the only man
in my life that I’ve ever run away from before consummating.

“One afternoon I agreed to go down there and spend the afternoon, and the
door opened and he was standing there in these boxer shirts that were
soiled. He was strutting round like a peacock but he was more like a dirty
pigeon.”

Sarah Harding

Sarah Harding

Barcroft Media
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The former Girls Aloud beauty was equally scathing after Brand tried to woo
her at the Q Awards way back in 2006.

She told reporters who’d spied his seduction attempt : “I don’t fancy him
– I just want to push his hair down. Every time I see him, his bird’s nest
gets bigger and bigger. I don’t really care much for his sexual exploits.”

Lisa O’Connor & Stevie-Louise Ritchie

Lisa O'connor (left) and Stevie-Louise Ritchie (right)

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Even glamour girls say “no” to the infamous shagger, sometimes.

Russell invited the blonde pair back to his pad, hoping for a threesome.

But they decided to flee when he started dancing in his pants.

Lisa revealed: “He poured us a glass of wine then stripped off. He was
dancing around in his tight white pants.”

Stevie-Louise added: “Russell took his clothes off as soon as we got
through his front door. He was definitely wanting a threesome – and he
thought he was going to get one.

“He kept asking us to stay, saying he wanted to show us his bedroom, but
we left as we had a photoshoot to get to in the morning.”

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

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When Britney was spotted sneaking into the same LA restaurant as Russ – just
weeks after they flirted at the 2008 MTV VMA awards – it looked like a
romance was on the cards.

Russ later admitted he landed a date the pop princess – but denied he’d bedded
the star.

What?

He said: “All that happened is I met Britney and had a chat with her.

“The last thing that girl needs is to be tossed around at high velocity.”

Does he expect us to believe he DIDN’T try to lure her into his well-used bed?

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

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Jack
Nicholson wasn’t the only legendary ladies man who tried to woo Jennifer
Lawrence at this year’s Academy Awards.

Russell reportedly tried to chat up the actress TWICE at the Vanity Fair bash
– and failed both times.

According to sources inside the swanky do, after her second rebuff, the
comedian gave up – insisting he’d have better luck with Selena Gomez.

What would Justin Bieber say?